Employee Spotlight: Jack

Position: Greeter

 

What do you enjoy most about working at Fuzion?

There are always some good bits of food and crumbs on the floor (especially around Wayne’s desk). Really, what a bunch of slobs I work with, but you gotta love them.

 

Before working at Fuzion, what was the most unusual or interesting job you’ve ever had?

I was a stay at home dog for years. My job was to chase squirrels and bark at passing dogs and be under foot whenever possible. I once tried to chase my tail, but it came up short.

 

What is your biggest achievement to date – personal or professional?

I would have to say, just being an adorable and lovable dog is what I strive for every day. That and throwing up on carpets instead of washable surfaces. You really have to plan ahead.

 

If you could do another job for just one day, what would it be?

I have thought it might be nice to be a cat. I hear they sleep 90% of the day. I could get into that.

 

What is the one thing you can’t live without?

Not much to think about here, definitely belly rubs. I mean like duh.

 

What’s your most memorable facepalm moment?

Well, I don’t really have a palm, so I guess I will pass on this one, but recently I did get an empty bag of Teddy Grahams stuck on my head. I guess that was more embarrassing than a facepalm moment. I’m not really sure how it got there.

 

What do you do when you’re not at work? Tell us about any activities or hobbies you enjoy.

Again, Squirrel chasing is a passion of mine, but I do enjoy begging for food as well. I have this one really super cute look down pat. I always score at least one cookie with it.

 

You’re a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why?

To be honest, I would probably try to eat the crayons, especially brown ones, they kind of look like chocolate. Of course, that would make me throw up, and I would book for the nearest rug.

 

What is your motto or personal mantra?

If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.