Employee Spotlight: Oakley 

Position:Floor Maintenance Technician (Reporting directly to Maureen Kehoe)

 

What do you enjoy most about working at Fuzion?

Barking at people and then getting a snack from them.

 

Before working at Fuzion, what was the most unusual or interesting job you’ve ever had?

I lived down south and was unemployed for several months but did begin my career as a floor maintenance trainee there.

 

What is your biggest achievement to date – personal or professional?

Not sure it’s an achievement but like most dogs I enjoy chasing and or annoying the cat. Oh, I almost caught a squirrel one day, that was a proud moment. One of these days I will catch that @$%*# squirrel.

 

If you could do another job for just one day, what would it be?

I think it would be fun to be a police or guard dog, I hear they aren’t shushed when they bark, and are even rewarded for it. Imagine that!

 

What is the one thing you can’t live without?

Of course, back scratches and belly rubs. Isn’t that what everybody says?

 

What’s your most memorable facepalm moment?

Not sure what a palm is. Is that the hand thing that people pet me with? I do like those hand things scratching my back. What was the question?

 

What do you do when you’re not at work? Tell us about any activities or hobbies you enjoy.

Sleeping is a great past time, of course not as much as the stupid cat, he sleeps 90% of the day. I do sincerely love barking at strangers, oh hell, even if I know them, I might bark once or twice. So hard to resist!

 

You’re a new addition to the crayon box. What color would you be and why?

Is bacon a color? If it is (and why shouldn’t it be) do you really need to ask why?

 

What is your motto or personal mantra?

When you don’t feel so good, B-A-R-F! Voila! More food!